“Every one station up”
“3 open sails”
“I’m not going in until every station is filled”
<ten minutes pass>
“I’m not kidding, fill sails or I’ll start planking lazers”
“lazers watch out”
Oh. My. Gosh!
I don’t know what’s worse the fact that a couple of people on deck can’t take a station long enough for the idiot running the SMH to finally enter the board – Or the idiot running the SMH for wasting everyone’s time on something as stupid as 2 open sail slots.
AAAAAARRRGGGGHHH!
This time I actually shouted “here let me help” and I left the ship, left the crew, and muted the moron making the threats. I’ve been doing this stuff for 4 years – you know what happens when captains, XOs, and MAAs start planking people who aren’t doing exactly what they want? THEIR SHIP ENDS UP SINKING!! I don’t particularly want to ever go out with this doofus again.
EVER!
(and I still willingly go out with Captbigbelly – the most prolific sinker in the game…)
UPDATE: 15 minutes after I did all of this, the doofus running the SMH was sitting on an island – meaning he sank…